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i am eric, known by search engines as clownmodius. i pretty much only chose clownmodius as a unique username that
sounded like it could be a real word or name but was something that hadn't been indexed by google or any other search
engine before i started using it so that it would truly be a unique set of letters that would only lead to me and references to me.
im going to put all my basic info in the middle of this long ass paragraph instead of formatting a proper list or something because
i am lazy. thats also why this website is so fucked up. i've done website design before, so i thought it would be funny to
intentionally make a shitty website by using none to minimal css and instead format everything with plain text but as the
website expanded i realised that this was a horrible idea and i've been too lazy to change it ever since. anyways, i was born
on october 12, 2005, making me 19 years old at the time of writing this. i'll probably forget to change my age in this paragraph
so that might give you an idea of my truly great dedication to my site. or maybe i'll keep it to act as a time capsule for the
general time i wrote this and force you to do the math to find out how old i actually am. as you can see with my links below, i do
quite a few things. i guess i would consider myself a jack of all trades, master of none. along with the stuff below, i've done
music for games, made games myself, and i would say design sites, but as evidenced by the current site you're on, i wouldn't
really consider this to be as high effort as my other projects and it isn't even really a learning experience since it's stuff i
already know how to do but intentionally shitty. using the center tag to center literally every element is funny though. if you're
reading this and not already one of my friends or you are and somehow lost contact with me or whatever reason, it is @clownmodius.
honestly, if you're anybody, you're free to dm me for anything whether its like a legitimate question or literally just curiosity.
if you want to contact me anywhere else, it is also likely @clownmodius. im don't check twitter anymore though, i just kept the
account so i could preserve the @. in fact, the main reason for me moving to bluesky was mostly because twitter just decided to
completely wipe my account off the face of the earth for no reason. my account wouldn't show up in the search with something like
"this account doesn't exist" as if the account never existed. not "this account is suspended" but straight up like it didn't exist
at all. for a while, you could still see my account in group chats despite it supposedly not existing, but after a bit it
disappeared too. that was lame because i was quite active and talked to quite a few artists and musicians and youtubers often
through dms so i lost a lot of funny conversations and a few things that were actually important. but im active on pretty much any
other platform where an account exists under @clownmodius. though im most active on discord if you really need to talk to me for
whatever reason. i like music. i recommend alice in chains, king gizz, any bossa nova music is cool, i specifically like the cover
of aguas de marco by trio mocoto because its one of my favorite compositions in general with that specific cover having the
greatest use of a monkey drum or cuica or whatever its called i've ever heard. i like silly projects and games and working on them
and what not. nubby's number factory is cool and you should play it and it's probably my favorite game i've ever been involved
with. i got into its development pretty early and it was really fun to help break the game which lead to the game being fixed and
seeing the general development of the game into the full version and witnessing the rise of modding too was really cool. i made one
of the earliest mods for the game that actually eventually got added as an actual character. i thought it would be funny to take
tony, the supervisor in the game, and edit him to be green and add a royalty free stock png of goblin ears i found and name him
goblony. i guess mog also found it funny because he got properly implemented. he is the best supervisor in the game and i am not
biased and you are wrong if you think otherwise. this is probably enough text for an about me section but its easier to type
exactly what im thinking as i think it rather than thinking before i type or thinking after i type because that would mean going
back and actually editing or formatting what i've already typed and what not. by the way also check my home page for a site button
you can put on your website if you want to officially endorse my website also there's other peoples buttons there if you want to
check out my friends sites but checking out my friends sites isn't nearly as cool as going ahead and advertising my site on yours